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His Downward Dog Really Perks Us Up

Confession time: one of the greatest fringe benefits of going to the gym is the eye candy. After all, the best motivation for bulking up (or slimming down) is to see a preview of...

She’s No Lady: Gaga Meets A**play

Lady Gaga’s latest hit, Sour Candy, is too subtle for its own good. What could she possibly mean by the cryptic lyrics “You want a real taste” or “Come, come unwrap me”...

Merry XXXmas w/ Lil’ Nas X

Lil Nas X has already given us so much this year. For instance, he ruled October with his Nicki Minaj dragoween outfit, which racked up millions of views on Instagram – emphasis...

Happy Spanksgiving – Let’s Get Stuffed!

As with all festivities, gays just do Thanksgiving better than breeders. From mimosas in the morning to sexy afternoon snuggles, the holidays are located firmly in queer country...

Sitting on a Goldmine: Butt Plugs for Sale

It’s the most wonderful time of the rear! The holidays are creeping up on us, and they can be a real pain in the caboose, so we decided to price out some butt plugs for that...

Wentworth Miller Refuses to Play It Straight

According to every gay porn ever made, prison is sexy. The men, the bars, the men, the showers, the men. But the big house is about to get a little smaller and a lot less inviting...

Lights, Camera, Attraction: The Art & Photography of Chris Lopez

Whether found on roadways or Renaissance paintings, curves can be dangerous. The alluring lines that draw our gaze around the powerful thighs of a model also spell out a sense of...

Put Your Manhood Where Your Mouth Is

New Zealand is a magical place full of Hobbits, pragmatic pandemic protocols, and ravenous hunks aplenty. Just one look at the Maori men who populate the exotic (and erotic)...

Rub-a-Dub YUM: Jordan Firstman Gets Clean/Dirty

From his comedy chops to his pop-culture domination to his style galore, we stan Jordan Firstman. Perhaps it has something to do with his hairy, hairy body. Fur sure! View this...

It’s Official: 2021 Is the Year of Dad Bods

Understatement alert! 2020 has been a real kick in the boxer shorts, so in classic Dad fashion, we’re telling it to shape up or we’ll turn this car around! As we look forward...

You Got Served (and Protected)

Payback is a b-word. When Charmaine McGuffey worked in the Hamilton County Ohio Sheriff’s Department, she faced discrimination on a daily basis. Her boss, Jim Neil, oversaw a...

Gay Bars Serve Up Democracy with a Side of Naughty

Let’s not mince words: the year 2020 can cram it with hot sauce. We are SO over the pandemic and the bitter politics that have divided us during these past several months....