The Lens

Well Hung: Get Your Hands on These Queer Holiday Ornaments

A Christmas tree is a lot like your genitalia. You trim it lovingly, you water it daily and you’re so proud when it stands erect. To torture the metaphor even further, you also...

Paul Mescal + Josh O’Connor = A Match Made in Homo Heaven

If the following account looks familiar, it’s because we ripped it directly from a page in your diary. Sorry and thanksies! Josh O’Connor and Paul Mescal are collaborating on...

Gay the Days Away with the 2022 Cambridge Blues Naked Calendar

Ah, college! It is a majestic time when you cavort with likeminded and like-bodied individuals, stripping away societal preconceptions along with those pesky clothes. Also…...

Queer Iranian Artist Paints Dictator’s Car

Motion prevents death. If we remain stagnant for too long, we atrophy and decay, dissolving into the confines that tether us to our surroundings. That’s why we should constantly...

From Alaska with Love

Violence simmers in fear. When we hear a strange noise in the shadows, we grab the nearest blunt object to protect ourselves. When we feel threatened, our muscles tense for a...

All Aboard for Inclusion: The USNS Harvey Milk Sets Sail

A freight train careens uncontrollably down the incline. A damsel in distress struggles futilely to unlash herself from the tracks. A nefarious villain twirls his mustache,...

Gay Republicans are Still Trying to Impress Homophobic 45

What in the orange-fried-fascist hell is this crap? Sorry to be so crude, but we are flummoxed by the latest news out of CultLandia, aka Trump’s America. The only...

All Hail Our Homo Heroes!

We strive for strength every damn day, but sometimes, it slips through our well-manicured fingers. The daily grind really lives up to its name, wearing us down with endless...

And Now a Word from Our Sexy SpokesGays

We vote with our dollars, but we think with our junk. When a commercial stirs your loins, you are more likely to open your… checkbook. (get your mind out of the gutter)...

Tina Burner is Burning Through Broadway

Tina Burner, the bigger-than-life personality from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13, will be burning her way through classic Broadway hits with a spin and is bringing it to a city...

Big Gay Stars! Big Gay News! Big Gay Nuptials!

Pardon the avalanche of exclamation points in our headline, but we’re excited to announce not one, but TWO same-sex celebrity engagements. You’ve probably already heard that...

Brave Teen Heckled by Raging Idiot

Get ready to get angry. You have been warned. Mackenzie Atwood spoke to an assembly of administrators and parents to educate them about the sad state of the so-called “safe...