Imagine deluding yourself into believing that you’re the authority on other people’s health and wellness simply because you’re [checks notes] the spouse of a Grammy-losing country singer.
Well, Jason Aldean is about to lose more than that!
His wife Brittany recently posted an incredibly cerebral (sarcasm overload) makeup video to Instagram with the hateful/sassy caption, “I’d really like to thank my parents for not changing my gender when I went through my tomboy phase. I love this girly life.”
Hey, Brit-head: no amount of concealer can hide the ugliness in your soul.
To make matters worse, hubby Jason replied, “Lmao!! Im glad they didn’t too, cause you and I wouldn’t have worked out.”
He also peppered his comment with oh-so-manly emojis.
The inbred couple is so proud of their cousin-loving ways that they have decided they know what’s best for kids. Brit-for-brains doubled down by issuing the following statement to Billboard.
“Advocating for the genital mutilation of children under the disguise of love and calling it ‘gender affirming care’ is one of the worst evils… Love is protecting your child until they are mature enough as an adult to make their own life decisions.”
Oh, y’mean like the decision YOU made to dress your young ones in hideous propaganda gear like this “Hidin’ from Biden” tee?
In response to Brittany’s idioocy, Grammy WINNER Maren Morris clapped back, “It’s so easy to, like, not be a scumbag human? Sell your clip-ons and zip it, Insurrection Barbie.”
Love her!
In addition to earning the mockery of other artists, Jason Aldean also scored some walking papers from his longtime publicity firm.
“Music has always been and remains The Green Room’s core focus, so we had to make the difficult decision after 17 years to step away from representing Jason.”
Hmm, for someone who fears transitions, this one’s a doozy, eh Jason? Don’t let the door hit your denim ass on the way out.
Last modified: September 11, 2022
