Porn Again: Hypocrite Runs for Parliamentary Seat

Written by | The Lens

If you want to guard your bank against robbery, you should hire a bank robber because he’s an expert, right? That’s the twisted logic behind Philipp Tanzer’s bid for Scottish Parliament.

The ex-gay-porn star has teamed up with a conservative “think” tank (sassy air quotes in full effect) to rail against the dangers of… wait for it – pornography. In a recent interview with the Daily Mail, Tanzer explains that the Scottish Family Party (SFP) “best represent [sic] my views on life and society.”

The SFP equates LGBTQ+ representation in public education with indecency and pornography. In other words, Tanzer had some good, dirty fun in porn, so now nobody else can. He performed under the pseudonym Logan McCree, but he claims that he never enjoyed it.

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“I had a negative view of the pornographic industry even before I joined it, but I needed the money,” argues McCree/Tanzer. “In one year I lost five friends in the industry to suicide and drug overdoses. I have seen the harm porn addiction can do.”

The politician feigns benevolence when he continues, “One of the main reasons to run for the Scottish Family Party has been my experience and helping people learn from it.”

Oh, how selfless.

But here’s the icing on the queer cake: Tanzer is also trying to whitewash his sexual orientation. He’s in a hetero relationship now and he whines that the world unfairly labeled him due to the mere fact that he got rogered by dozens of deliciously endowed gentlemen.

“When I was younger I was not clear what path I would take. I was pushed into identifying myself as something at the age of 32 that I was not.”

Yup, he just claimed that 32 year olds have no grasp on their burgeoning identities. How could anyone possibly come to terms with their ravenous desire to mash flesh with same-sex partners in an eruption of sweat and ecstasy?

Well, now Logan goes by Philipp and he’s all grown up and buttoned down. Problem solved! Btw, for the love of all things holy and holey, please don’t click these links to Logan’s fantASStic work in Giants Part 1, Giants Part 2, Dominus, Ink Storm or Dick Moves.

This message BARES repeating. Clicking on any of the links above will expose you to Logan McCree’s gaping backside and it may ruin his chances at right-wing political success even though he half-assedly changed his name and totally loves the ladies now.

Oh, and porn decays your morality, or some nonsense?

Seriously, all those hung co-stars must have f***ed Logan’s brains out, because his philosophies are as muddled as his perineum. See for yourself in the following BBC story in which this failed artist/fireman/hairdresser and now Parliamentary candidate flounders his way through some toxic rhetorical gibberish. Let’s just hope voters reject him like his many attempted vocations already have.

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Last modified: April 15, 2021