butt Tag Archive

Get Your Buns in Gear!

Butts are a microcosm of life. They grow over time and they process a lot of crap, but they yearn to get off the sidelines and go where the sun DOES shine. Our collective rear...

Paging Doctor Hottie!

To paraphrase an old joke: we hate to see him go, but we love to watch him walk away (from oppression). Dr. Jake Jacob has the finest caboose in the medical industry, and he’s...

Sitting on a Goldmine: Butt Plugs for Sale

It’s the most wonderful time of the rear! The holidays are creeping up on us, and they can be a real pain in the caboose, so we decided to price out some butt plugs for that...

Rear Admirals: Which Efron Butt Is Best?

Remember to save your work, because we’re about to break the Internet. It’s time to answer the age-old question: which Efron brother has the nicest buns? Zac is off to a great...