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Grindr Just Unveiled Their Latest Classification: Sides

Hankering for some dude-on-dude action without all the fuss? The irrigation, lubrication, penetration and deforestation are mucho work for your nether region, regardless of which...

Republicans’ Wet Dream: Outlaw Drag Queens

Kids are being slaughtered in their classrooms. Americans are dying of starvation. The earth is basically on fire. So what are our representatives doing to save the world?...

Ryan Gosling as Ken – We Have Thoughts

Much like an Easy-Bake Oven treat, orientation is cooked into our DNA. You can smear frosting over it, you can chew it to bits, but you can’t change your identity. It’s...

No Class: Anti-Gay Graduation Speech in Ohio

Commencement speeches serve as the soundtrack to some of our most momentous memories. They may be awkward, they might be profound, but they all mark an intersection between high...

Pentagon Reverses HIV Military Ban

The brave women and men of the United States Armed Forces have fought for our national interests on land, sea and air. But some wars rage from within. Our LGBTQ+ family has gone...

Philly Pride Bridges Past Pain with Future Fierceness

Unpopular opinion: you can’t have success without struggle. Luck is reserved for lottery winners and Kardashians, so the rest of us need to hustle for every dollar we earn. But...

Slay and Play: New Barbie Modeled After Laverne Cox

To flourish into a beautiful flower, a seedling requires love and nourishment. To flourish into a happy human, a child requires love, nourishment and Barbie dolls aplenty. It’s...

Trampled on Memory Lane: The Gay History of Washington, D.C.

In the current social climate, scare tactics are our preferred vernacular. Do you support food stamps for starving children? Well then, you’re a socialist. Want sensible gun...

Congressman Uses Texas School Shooting to Attack Trans Community

What’s the lowest form of life on god’s gay earth? Think of the slimiest strain of algae forming on the cloaca of a bottom-feeding reptile. You’re on the right track, but it...

Get Real with ‘My Fake Boyfriend’

Confession time! Before you came out of the closet, did you ever pretend to have a lover of the opposite sex to distract from your overwhelming gayness? We’re picturing a...

The Royal Mint Reveals Its Fabulous Fifty-Pence Piece

Now this is the change we want! In 1972, the United Kingdom hosted its first official Pride event. What took you so long, mates? Oh well, progress is never a straight line; it’s...

Anti-Gay for Pay: Religious Universities Embroiled in Civil Rights Lawsuit

He survived conversion therapy. His aunt is a Congresswoman whose extreme views dictate, “The most fundamental cornerstone of civilized society — traditional marriage — is...

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