Pat Cerasaro, Author at Metrosource

If you're searching for a Sexy Santa, ditch the mall and start streaming. It may be cold outside, but you can warm up with these five big screen sex symbols. Each - in his own way - is sporting some classic Christmas attire that's sure to get your chestnuts roasting. Disco Sexy Santa: Ryan Phillippe Ryan Phillippe photo courtesy Miramax ROLE: Shane O’Shea MOVIE: 54 YEAR: 1998 Yes, Mark Christopher’s 54 is glitzy paean to the halcyon boogie nights of the 1970s failed to set the box office on fire. But it does showcase a smoldering leading performance by then-breakout-boy Ryan Phillippe. One fleeting glance at his chiseled figure in a Santa suit makes this an evergreen holiday classic. Camouflage Sexy Santa: Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal photo courtesy Universal Pictures ROLE: Anthony “Swoff” Swofford MOVIE: Jarhead YEAR: 2005 Jarhead is a brutal and bloody meditation on the casualties of military training and service among its corps. It's a heavy cinematic experience, yet Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance is intense and committed. And the shirtless scenes showing the dramatic results of his intense workout regimen (with bonus santa hat) render it endlessly re-watchable. Read Next | Start Your Yuletide Gay: This is How to Rock Out Your Friendsgiving Dealer Sexy Santa: Timothy Olyphant Timothy Olyphant photo courtesy Columbia Pictures ROLE: Todd MOVIE: Go YEAR: 1999 Timothy Olyphant commands the screen as a dangerous drug dealer with a Santa fetish in stylish 90s party movie Go. The role shows off both his tight body and the brash bravado that would become a central part of many roles in his accomplished career. Criminal Sexy Santa: Ben Affleck Ben Affleck photo courtesy Dimension Films ROLE: Rudy Duncan MOVIE: Reindeer Games YEAR: 2000 This Rudolph may not have a red nose, but we doubt that the famed sleigh-puller had as much sex appeal as Ben Affleck's Rudy in John Frankenheimer’s gritty action flick. Fair Warning: if you're sensitive to bloody Santa shoot-ups may, you may want to stick to enjoying him via screenshots. Read Next | When Andy Met Dolly: This is What Happened on “Heartstrings” Daddy Sexy Santa: Kurt Russell Kurt Russell photo courtesy Netflix ROLE: Santa Claus MOVIE: The Christmas Chronicles YEAR: 2018 Like a fine wine, Kurt Russell continues to find complex new ways to excite us with age. He even manages to serve up some holiday spice playing the leading man of Christmas himself. Sure, this Netflix romp is pretty family friendly. But we sure wouldn't mind a trip to this Santa's lap. Want to know when we publish more articles like this one? Sign up for MetroEspresso.

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