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Can Billy Eichner Host the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for real, Please

Billy Eichner has offered us Billy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. There’s a United States of Tara float.

In a bit for Billy on the Street, Eichner presents what floats, balloons and holiday cheer he would bring should he be invited to produce the parade. Among them, a tribute to SNL‘s own tributes to themselves and the phalanx of publicists who begin their Thanksgiving day at 4:30am by sending very important texts to other very important individuals. But mainly watch to see Eichner to share with a smiling Katie Couric the fun fact that Todd Haynes directed the first film he ever saw a gay sex scene in, Poison.

Ostensibly, the clip is presented as comedy, but, um, can we please have this? We need more discussions of dissociative identity disorder at the parade.

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