These Poolboys Will Make You Thirsty

For some strange reason, poolboy chic is flooding the Internet. Voyeurism is in vogue, and we pray for forgiveness as we watch this splashy trend gain steam. Get ready to dive into the deep end as we get wet and wild!

Our dip trip begins on TikTok, where users are immersed in a sea of humor and hunks. Check out @RudyBear88, a scruffy morsel of naughtiness who is dropping his towel along with his inhibitions.

If hot dads are your thing… what are we saying, “if?” You will flip for the poolside acrobatics of @Hoyt25. This beefy bubba may be heterosexual in real life (he’s, like an actually daddy), but he is oh so fluid in our fantasies.

For coming of age shenanigans, dry off with @AlexKay. He’s “strong” (comedically speaking), but his swimsuit seduction tour is off to a soggy start. Why won’t that cross-dressing mom give him the time of gay?

As we ponder the yearnings of sultry summer romance, let’s breaststroke on over to Instagram, where the #Poolboy hashtag is really heating up. It’s a bevy of butts, brawn and beefiness! These poolboys are really more like poolmen, and that’s just how we like ‘em.

To truly whet your proverbial whistle, click on #GayPoolboy for some NSFW fun in the bum – oops, we mean “sun” (no we don’t).

Even though we can’t currently gather in person due to the pandemic, we can sure as homo hell live spy-cariously through this #GayPool content.

Their Speedos spilleth over, and now we are on an enticing tangent, ogling gay beach bulges that give us life!

Ahem – we got carried away on a sensuous cloud of manly indulgence. Back to the topic at hand: poolboys. We saved the best for last. The ultimate gay go-go dancer has a penchant for (timber)lakes, but we caught up to him poolside.

His powerful gyrations are enough to make you lose your religion. Hold me closer, burly dancer; you are the enduring papa bear of poolboy legend.