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This Hot Roommate Is Knocking at Your Backdoor

To mangle an old cliché, home is where the hunk is. Residents of The Big Apple are really sinking their teeth into Saverio Pescucci. The mouthwatering ballet dancer kept potential roommates on their toes when he posted scantily clad pics of himself as part of an innocent rental inquiry.

Well, much like Britney, the internet is not that innocent. Hundreds of thirsty tenants offered up spaces for Saverio to fill… and some of them even had rooms for rent! The submission went viral, prompting the New York Post to contact the randy roomie.

“Omg, just waking up and what is happening on this post!?!??” exclaimed Saverio. “It was like, like, like, comment, comment, DM, DM. It was just a lot.”

Speaking of a lot: that fur, though!

“I just was really overwhelmed,” he blushed. “I was not imagining that it would turn into an episode of The Bachelor.”

At the risk of sounding pervy, we’d give him our rose any day! Oops, we totally sound pervy. Shrug emoji.

Despite lecherous propositions like the one we just uttered above, Saverio has maintained an aw shucks sense of humility towards his adoring fans.

“Thank you for all the sweet and kind words!” he beams. “I’ll read all the comments as… soon as I get a chance!”

The good news: since Saverio’s inquiry set the online world aflame, a very lucky Williamsburg resident opened their home to the sexy nomad. The great news: Saverio is opening his heart to the possibility of romance IRL.

“Life is unpredictable and you never know,” he muses. “Maybe my future husband will be one of the commenters on this post.”

So, what are you waiting for? Comment! Like! Share! And may you and Saverio Pescucci live happily ever after (in a cozy three-bedroom Brooklyn apartment).

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